Friday, December 12, 2008

Twelf...rhymes wif elf

Hi! I'm Patsy the chippys guesht blogger today. They are out on a mission so I have 12. I just want you all to know that they are sooooooooooooooo nice. I just finished a fifth in my Twelf Step Prograahm. Here goes..

On the Twelf Day of Chr'mus the chippys gave to me

12 Lottles of biquor

11 cats in cloccccches

10 thingamajigs

9 .... 9?.....awh...who cares?

8..Maids a milkinnnnng

7 vintage kilts

6 plates of iron

5..hey it's 5 o'clock somewhere!

4 brandenewtires

3 hmm hmmhmms

2 mud pats,

hic hic hic

and a ba-ba-baby in a fig tree!

sssssssh...don tell lululu I was wearin her preshush boots!

Haappeeee New YEar!! pa' sey


Cher said...

I can tell Patsy's from Texas!

The Texas Woman

time-worn interiors said...

HILARIOUS!!! Love the pix of the passed out elf!!! Girls.....Girls.....Girls.......313 over and out!

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

I think I recognize Patsy in those red boots. It seems she was seen walking in them on South Congress between Guerro's and Uncommon Objects...

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

Ahhh yeah...Patsy is speaking my language! I bet one of those bottles was Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog. That stuff will get you thank you cards for years to come! I'm still waiting to hear about the ingredients for the Jingle Bell cocktail. ~Mindy

ajunkqueen said...

I wondered how you were going to tie this all together! But you did it with flair!! flare!!! or flames!! Merry Merry!

The English Cottage Collection said...

That biquor will getcha every time! Loved it~Debra

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

BRAVO! BRAVO! A brilliant finale!

Unfortunately, I must break some bad news to all you faithful bloggettes...

This is not a drunk elf...this is a DEAD elf!

Did you not see the fireplace poker carelessly left by the body?

This is yet another attempt by 2slippychippys to sweep the evidence under the carpet!

But I think I have solved the 12 Days of Christmas mystery ! I am "digging up" the final bit of evidence now. Check my blog later today...I will be releasing my final findings!

Love,kisses and handcuffs,
Jr. Ranger

Sandra Evertson said...

Those boots are really Fabulous!
Sandra Evertson

Sweet Repose said...

I'll have what Patsy's having...would that be a cousin, Patsy Redstar???...same accent...ha


trash talk said...

Patsy, you lovely lush! This was a terrific ending. Yes, twelf rhymes with elf, but just remember junk rhymes with drunk! Tell my two MIA honey baked hams I loved their twelve days of Christmas and I don't know how I am going to get up in the mornings without it. BTW, your name wouldn't be Patsy D. Cline would it?

Karen from A`Musements said...

Just to let you know, you can keep the bottle of Maker's Mark, now that you have "Elf Prints" (read: swig marks) all over it.... wondered where the heck that went.
Evidently, "These boots (those hot red ones in the picture)are made for knockin'...."
Elf Patrol Mascot

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, is it just me, or does anyone else only count 11 lottles of biquor? Looks like poor lil 'ol passed out Patsy ingested one of the 12, bottle and all...

You guys definitely ended the 12 days with a bang. I laughed so hard I cried while reading this post!!! I am not a big Christmas fan, but I have thoroughly enjoyed the past 12 days of your blog! =)

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