You've heard of the CAT Burglar? Well, I am the PAT (as in butter) Burglar. I've received some high priority 'EYES ONLY" Intel on one totally chipped=out,
mercuryglass-smugglin,,babyhead-luggin, white frenchy furniture-lovin;, gin-sluggin'Chickey-mama-hip-huggin HUSSEY who has a few pats layin' around. The moon ain't full for a few days and I hear ol' Q (the hubby) has slipped her a couple of Mickey Mantles (you drink one and your liver moves out...ok...sorry get over it...it WAS Funny).
I think I'll just wait it out and then STRIKE! She doesn't wake up (from the intel report) before 9:30 a.m. UNLESS some ridiculous BED"BATH"&BEYAWND has a sale at 4:00 a.m.....of course she WAS 30 minutes late....curling iron wasn't plugged in and then she had to go through some type of SECURITY CHECKPOINT (see Oct blog "I'm Sorry...You're Overweight").
whew....A Pat Burglar is risky business....I can't imagine getting caught by 'She-Who-Can't -Be-SPoken to-afore-9-Evans....) me=oooooooooooooooow
****you're regular anchor-lulu- will be back IF she can make her way out of Schlomo's HOuse'0 Mirrored Furniture-with no money down deposit until 2008!
THE PAT BURGLAR......."I'm not cheap but I'm greasy"
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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6 comments:
This Junior Ranger is confused as heck, but that was DANG funny!
Malisa, I don't know what she said either. But, I was laughing, too! ~Mindy
I think it is funny, I don't even know you but this weekend I was in a store shopping and I saw some butter pats and I thought"oh she would love these" this last post was great, very funny! Jacque
I feel mischief a brewin...this will be a grand caper if she who is greasy can pull it off...can't wait for the repercussions...they always delight...
nut
What's the password? The cuckoo has struck gold at midnight? Right? Be careful when dealing with Intel, you never know who might be listening. See, I totally got it. P.S, Hey Pat burglar, tell Lulu I said hi! Tn'T
LuLu what in the world are you plannin? If you need some place to stash those pats, I got just the place! Once they get mixed in with my pats no investigation could sniff them out!! Sshhhh....313 over and out!
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