Tuesday, October 28, 2008

One Thang That Should've Stayed in TEXAS

Fall Texas 2008 046

Remember when we were in Texas and Lauri allowed that Pixie to chaperone Baby and the scalawag Billy Bob? (See blog Oct 4th)  I should've known better.  Junk is not the only thing that came back to Georgia.  My sweet little Baby is expecting and it looks like there's gonna be a shotgun wedding. W.T.F.?!

I know he comes from Bar W but who ARE his people?  I need a P.I.  TRASH--you seem to have the skinny on everyone in the Lone Star State...I need you to get on this...

Baby is fine.  The doctor said she's in good shape and just needs to continue her public appearances until they become too cumbersome.  I hope she'll make it to Warrenton in the Spring.  We just don't know.  The due date is early July.  Perhaps it will be a 4th of July Baby!  Honestly.  I. Am. Not. Ready. To. Be. A. G-Mother--I can't even say or spell it!  Lauri is ecstatic.  The upside is we are now going to be bonded forever with this new addition.

I am now going to retreat to the Leopard Lounge with several strong cocktails.  I may never leave. And knit the world's smallest baby hat.  Do you think it'll be just a head or full body?  Criminy.

xo lulu, bereft, betrayed & bourbon-ed up

12 comments:

trash talk said...

Now before I saddle up, guns ablazin', have you had a paternity test ran. You're assuming Billy Bob was a bad boy, but don't forget that Pixie was there too! I'm not saying Baby is a tramp, but I know from experience that Texas boys have a way with the sweet talk. Tn'T

timeworninteriors said...

Who knows maybe she was that way when you adopted her! You know how most females are, they have a way of hiding the truth! Good Luck gram-maw!!! LuLu's gonna be a granny!!
Theotherthersa

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Well, should we start planning the baby doll shower now instead of the next blog party? It's up to you...

Cher said...

Not to be unkind but I didn't even know those babies HAD a business end. And honey, when you're talkin' Texas boys, business is all they think about!

The Texas woman

LuluRedstar&Lauri Evans said...

THE PIXIE? That would be like, pardon me, throwing a wrench in a closet!
Baby comes from the finest family ,and since I've had her since June 07 and she's not an elephant, has always been a 'good girl'. Git one TRASH...no more doubting my girl.
ox lulu

LuluRedstar&Lauri Evans said...

I was wondering why I have not been able to find Billy Bob since we got home......He must be hiddin' out in Craig and Theresas' box truck. I'll put out an APB for a Texan Crackhead Baby and see what turns up.....more later...Lauri

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

What the heck is my profile pic doing here?? Ha ha, I love my phone number too, your new header, and yes I love being ya'lls agent. It pays more than the shows do here lately!!

French Vanilla said...

BBB: My mama said "why buy the cow when you can get the milk free". You obviously have shirked your duties. You got to Texas and lost your mind (while your baby lost something much more precious). Your sentence is a little Baby Chipster... Peg

Cher said...

OK, Grandma of Baby Chipster. Take the www out of your blog post list for me. I got a complaint today from a bible versetta.

The Texas Woman

Sweet Repose said...

LEFTY TO THE RESCUE...!!!

LuluRedstar&Lauri Evans said...

I SEE HOW IT IS...THE MINUTE SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS TO ME OR MINE YOU ALL GET ALL MORAL-UPPITY ON ME. Fine. Don't worry about Me and Baby. We'll be ok without your innuendos, slanders and raised eyebrows.
xo lulu-the-avenging G-Mom

timeworninteriors said...

Sorry! I was confused about which crack head you got on this last trip! I forgot it was Billy Bob! I sure Baby got jealous about Billy Bob and decided to show you!
Theothertheresa