Remember when we were in Texas and Lauri allowed that Pixie to chaperone Baby and the scalawag Billy Bob? (See blog Oct 4th) I should've known better. Junk is not the only thing that came back to Georgia. My sweet little Baby is expecting and it looks like there's gonna be a shotgun wedding. W.T.F.?!
I know he comes from Bar W but who ARE his people? I need a P.I. TRASH--you seem to have the skinny on everyone in the Lone Star State...I need you to get on this...
Baby is fine. The doctor said she's in good shape and just needs to continue her public appearances until they become too cumbersome. I hope she'll make it to Warrenton in the Spring. We just don't know. The due date is early July. Perhaps it will be a 4th of July Baby! Honestly. I. Am. Not. Ready. To. Be. A. G-Mother--I can't even say or spell it! Lauri is ecstatic. The upside is we are now going to be bonded forever with this new addition.
I am now going to retreat to the Leopard Lounge with several strong cocktails. I may never leave. And knit the world's smallest baby hat. Do you think it'll be just a head or full body? Criminy.
xo lulu, bereft, betrayed & bourbon-ed up