Wednesday, August 6, 2008

MISSING IN ACTION: Lauri Evans

Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen my cohort in junking, cocktails and whatnot is gone...without moi.

Somebody better let warn Michael at Leftovers that she's on the prowl.  The last communique I received from her was around 8:15pm last evening.  She was getting a pedicure, and I know that spells trouble.

June 2008 007

If you see a woman sporting multiple baby heads, speeding in a big honkin' truck with George Strait blaring on the radio you should contact me, lulu, immediately.  She's junking without a chaperone and is considered ornery and determined!

You've been warned.     xoxo lulu-left-in-her-dirt

p.s. she BETTER bring me a prize or she might as well not bother to come home.

11 comments:

Rescued For You said...

OOOOhhh LuLu!
She's pullin a "Sharon" on ya! She goes junking without me all the time anymore! Of course, that would be MY fault..but still! She GOES W-I-T-H-O-U-T me! hehehe
Um...they should BOTH be fined!
Hey? I got a question...
Does Lauri have a crack head baby for a hood ornament on her truck?? hehehe
Smiles,
Lorie
P.S. I'll let ya know when...wait...I mean IF she shows up in Iowa!

Found Around said...

Maybe she's already left for Texas!

LuluRedstar/Lauri Evans said...

I don't know if she could actually part with a baby head as hood ornament. It would be smashing... As fas as I know she hasn't gotten West of the Mississippi River and that is a good thing.
There would be NO RETURNING TO GA if she went to Iowa or Texas sans lulu redstar!
ox

timeworninteriors said...

Boy, she has some nerve! Shopping without you! You know she won't have any fun, because you are the life of the party!!! Poor LuLu!! Can't wait to see you gals in Texas! Well I should say I can't wait to party with you gals in Texas!!
The Other Theresa

Sweet Repose said...

For the record, this intrepid junk gypsy only goes once a week (if I got a little jingle in my pocket) and I go junkin' by myself, always have...less strife...I don't know about the rest of you qualified junkers...but there is nothing worse than a fellow shopper looking at every little thang...while you have scanned and moved on to the next shop...

So LULU, you know she can't live without your blessing AND ridicule...but boy...I bet she had fun...L-O-L..paybacks are a bitch!!!

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Lulu, I didn't want to tell you, cause I knew you'd be sad, but....I think I spotted her headed on Hwy 290 speeding like a crazy woman towards Leftovers. I saw this blond in a huge pickup truck with a baby doll head on a mannequin in the passengers seat and what caught my eye is that she had this wild eyed look, you could tell she was on a mission. I thought no that can't be Lauri. We're in trouble!!

sweetpea said...

Hey Lulu--how'd you let that happen??? Well she owes you a BIG present immediately upon return. Hey guys how come I got dropped from your favs??

Hugs,
Shelley

trash talk said...

Hey, I heard there was an Elvis sighting not too far from y'all! Do you think maybe------hmmm.

sweetpea said...

Okay chickadoodles, you are now officially on my favs! How gauche of me to not list you while asking why I was MIA. Forgive me??

See you soon!
Shelley

Anonymous said...

Hey girls- question for ya. Where do all the baby doll bodies go? I was at an auction and could have bid on a whole box of doll bodies...too weird. All I could think was "Laurie and LuLu have the heads". Peg

Anonymous said...

Hey girls- question for ya. Where do all the baby doll bodies go? I was at an auction and could have bid on a whole box of doll bodies...too weird. All I could think was "Laurie and LuLu have the heads". Peg