I would like to report that via the wonders of imagination and wireless I made contact with the outlaw. I assume it was her and not some alien impersonating her because of the picture she emailed me on her snazzy blueberry(I like that better than a blackberry or crackberry).
Claiming no 'phone svc' she apparently can text message. It is a dubious position I find myself in. I DON"T know WHERE she is but I think it's her. I think she doesn't want to yak on the phone with me or anyone else. CNN has been notified and they have a roaming crew in the southeast looking for her and any tornadic events.
Stay tuned for the next installment of.....
AS THE BABY HEAD TURNS