Okay...sit down. I am sorry to announce two items of interest.
1. I, lulu, am not making the trip to Texas.
2. Lauri is traveling SOLO via airplane to Texas. This last item is of more concern to those TSA workers in Atlanta, Houston and all people within slugging distance of Her Chippyness. This alone is worth a post so DO STAY TUNED. I am still trying to get FAA clearance to escort Her through Security and onto the airplane in Atlanta....
Now I know it's almost sacreligious NOT to attend the shows. I am of heavy heart. The stars have not aligned in the way I'd hoped. So, you'll just have to pretend I am there. I am thinking of sending a prom outfit to Ms. Cano or Trash so they can dress up one of their dress forms as 'lulu'. I will be there in spirit. AND just BECAUSE I'm not at the BLOG Party doesn't MEAN WE CAN"T TALK! I pity the Chippy who doesn't call me during the soiree! We really wanted to set up at Zapp Hall but the economy... One absence doesn't make a trend. Just please make sure someone is appointed Chaperone to my cohort. I CANNOT POSSIBLY IMAGINE HAVING TO BAIL HER OUT FROM GEORGIA. Don't worry I'll have a posted list of 'DOs and Don'ts and UNDER NO CIRUMSTANCES for all memorize and enforce.
Okay...The Texas Rangers Commandant is calling so I better go butter him up. Do you think he likes butter pats?????