Okay...sit down. I am sorry to announce two items of interest.
1. I, lulu, am not making the trip to Texas.
2. Lauri is traveling SOLO via airplane to Texas. This last item is of more concern to those TSA workers in Atlanta, Houston and all people within slugging distance of Her Chippyness. This alone is worth a post so DO STAY TUNED. I am still trying to get FAA clearance to escort Her through Security and onto the airplane in Atlanta....
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Now I know it's almost sacreligious NOT to attend the shows. I am of heavy heart. The stars have not aligned in the way I'd hoped. So, you'll just have to pretend I am there. I am thinking of sending a prom outfit to Ms. Cano or Trash so they can dress up one of their dress forms as 'lulu'. I will be there in spirit. AND just BECAUSE I'm not at the BLOG Party doesn't MEAN WE CAN"T TALK! I pity the Chippy who doesn't call me during the soiree! We really wanted to set up at Zapp Hall but the economy... One absence doesn't make a trend. Just please make sure someone is appointed Chaperone to my cohort. I CANNOT POSSIBLY IMAGINE HAVING TO BAIL HER OUT FROM GEORGIA. Don't worry I'll have a posted list of 'DOs and Don'ts and UNDER NO CIRUMSTANCES for all memorize and enforce.
Okay...The Texas Rangers Commandant is calling so I better go butter him up. Do you think he likes butter pats?????
xoxo lulu
11 comments:
What? How am I to enjoy myself without meeting up with the "2"chippys? Bummer! Big time! And you give me an entire month to mourn. Thanks. ~Mindy
I'm sorry, darling. You can stop wearing black once the shows commence.
ox lulu
Lulu, say it ain't so! I realize absence makes the heart grow fonder, but seriously...And, just for the record, I want all to know that I will not be responsible for the butter pat queen on the loose! Lauri will be out of control without constant supervision. I guess it would be a good time to say that I fully support her habit and am a contributor! Lulu consider yourself kissed & missed!--Janet
Lulu, you are always the funniest...but no need to worry. I don't think I've ever shared this, but my husband is a part time bails bondman. Yes, the mexican cowboy with awesome boots does this on the sidelines, so if there's a need he'll ride on his white horse to rescue any that need it, or I guess he could drive the GMC truck! I'll miss you my chipster.
I don't chime in too often, and I wasn't even blogging in Spring '07 when I first went to Warrenton/Round Top, but I was sooooo looking forward to meeting y'all. Boo hoo! It's completely understandable, given this economy. If I see Lauri on the loose, I'll do my best to rein her in.... XOX
i know why you can't come but i still need the black mail money, to
finance my pimento cheese habit. I will take extra care with The butter pat queen's safety.
I was waiting to tell you this but i made a post on Chippy's blog once and the pass word was p_ _ _s really!truly it was.
Renee
Oh no! What will we all do without you! Of course, we will love seeing Laurie but it just won't be the same. I do remember she made another big trip all by her lonesome and she did just fine. We will take good care of her. Counting down.... Susan
OK Lulu, I'm worried. I won't be there either so it looks like Laurie will be alone with Cat Daddy. Do they make chastity belts for men? Tn'T
Lulu, your Texas Bailout is the first time the tanking economy has come home in a personal way.
If Lauri's route takes her through D/FW Airport, advise her that its been turned into a virtual dry zone and even a little mild public intoxication, even just acting too happy with a suspicious medicinal smell hovering about, may get you thrown in the airport pokey.
Yes, Trash, the man's version of a Chastity Belt is telling him he "...reminds me so much of my old Paw Paw..."
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Durango...If Lauri ends of at D/FW Arpt I have truly failed at all attempts of long-distance chaperoning...we'll always have the FALL SHOWS...xooxoxxo lulu
Are you kidding me? What will we do without you? Well there's always the Fall.... Boo hoo...
Hugs,
Shelley
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