Everything is BIGGER in Texas

The following story is true.  The names have been changed for no apparent reason. 

Do you all know what is an AMAZING STUNT BRA?????  We didn't think so.  Feast your eyes and listen up...you're about to see and read about h-i-s-t-o-r-y!  Everything you see on the table came out of our celebrity's BRA--the AMAZING STUNT BRA. 

We here at Chippys were in awe...we still are.  We witnessed the unloading at Zapp Hall Beer Garden during the Fall shows.  No LIE! 

 

The inventory includes the following:

1 set of car keys

1 cell phone

1 wine/bottle opener

1 lipsitck tube

1 rather large wad of cash

1 digital camera

1 stack of business cards

2 rather voluptuous bosoms

 

nOW That you've picked your jaw up off of the floor listen up!  This is technology we've got to employ in the war on terror!!!!!  Imagine if the Brits had this in their MI6. 

This is a huge, pardon the pun, opportunity for the females of the world to make great strides in a predominately male world, real and in Hollywood:  ' Bond, Jugs Bond.  Registered DDD37---license to shock, awe and kill!!!!  The Quantum of Solace is retitled The Quantum Cups of Solace.

Okay, so maybe you're just a normal, everyday house frau, working mom, etc.  You're asking yourself "..but lulu, how can I HAVE A stunt bra in my little world?"   Well, ladies, it's simple.  Think in terms of your routines and how the BRA might be useful.

Time Saver: Our mystery Bra-Woman says she doesn't even have to undress to try these on.  All she does is put one cup on her head like a cap and if it fits...VIOLA....she's got her bra!!!   

Green:  Hate those plastic bags you get at the store?  Just pile your purchases inside your AMAZING STUNT BRA!   In an effort to keep mall security from trying to arrest you, we suggest you pin your receipt to your shirt as you exit.

FASHION:  ARE YOU constantly rummaging around that overly-large and cumbersome purse?  Do you worry your shoes and bag doesn't match?  Do you have formal events but hate to carry a pocket book?  The AMAZING STUNT BRA is your answer!!  There is even a strapless version!!!! whew...those evening gowns can really be revealing.

AIR travEL:  wE BET you will NEVER be hassled again with paying for OVERWEIGHT/extra baggage fees, carry on bags or cumbersome BAGS to juggle going through the airport.  The TSA might even put you in an expediated line since all you have to do is unload/reload...so easy. (We are going to investigate AMAZING STUNT BRA for our next airplane trip which involves butter pats).

Economy:  Go to your closet and just look at the plethora of handbags, purses, clutches.  Now tally up your costs.  Now, imagine just 7 bras in your lingerie chest.  See?  All ready you've saved money...that you can spend on more stuff to put in THE AMAZING STUNT BRA.

This is NOT a paid promotional commercial.  We just appreciate form, fashion, function and design at its best. 

cOMING NEXT spring...AMAZING STUNT SWIMMING BRA/POOL FLOAT!

OX  lulu