10 TEN REASONS WHY I CAN'T GO TO TEXAS

Hey it's lulu! Yes it is true. I will not be in Warrenton AGAIN. As much as it pains me, and believe me it truly PAINS me I thought I would share my reasons for missing it again.

ONE: too much bourbon in the leopard lounge this summer

TWO: too much money spent on rehab for said leopard lounge activities

THREE: forgot to get my shots

FOUR: My parole officer says it's illegal to leave the state (refers to #1, long story)

FIVE: Have to be available to 'sponsor' Lauri when THE BETTY calls to verify her status

SIX: Adorable Dr. Phil has taken to wearing my girdle/prom dress and refuses to give it up

SEVEN: I have to do the dishes.

EIGHT: Since THEY BANNED DANCING on tables at the Prom,,,what is the point?

NINE: Only accomodations available in Warrenton don't have indoor plumbing.

TEN: My passport expired.

Been away most of the summer, but I AM BACK for FULL-ON lulupalooza! Look out and BE AFRAID! ox lulu

My top 10 reasons I can't miss TEXAS!!!!!!

#10 Tequila, theres lots of it there cause they're so close to Mexico............

#9 This Hunka Hunka, burnin' love will be there, and maybe I can get him to show me his tool box?

#8 Magnolia Pearl will be there, enough said............

#7 Tequila........

#6 These two beauties will be there, with all their good junk, Miss Hoydy and Miss Toydy......

#5 The Baby head lady will be there.......you can't miss her...........

#4 Janet from Rubbish will be there and she always brings the goods, and the butter pats..........

#3 Crowds like this will be there and it is one heck of a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2 The master mind (Theresa Smith) will be there and I have seen some of the stuff shes bringing and it is the best ever........and

#1 Reason I can't miss Texas is miles of good Junk and did I mention Tequila!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pack your bags and meet me there, Cheers, Lauri

I am caught in a whirlwind.............

I'm on a roller coaster ride and I can't get off, I knew it was coming but, I didn't know it would be like this........ Mother was admitted to the Hospital last Saturday, just as we were getting ready for the Couples Shower for Adam and Katie. She has aspiration pneumonia (what is that??) and a serious UTI...... Bless her heart she just can't catch a break. I have been at the hospital all week. And feverishly trying to find a nurse to care for her in her home. Just can't do this rehab facility thing anymore. I am convinced if you stay there long enough they will kill you!!!!!!!!!!

I have been stuffing and assembling the invitations getting them ready to mail next week........ My dresses are here and I need to go for a fitting........Mainly to see if I like them now that they are here and not size 8 or if I need to head to the fabric store to construct a tent....... I have had mothers car for sale and finally sold it Thursday, and my son has bought a house....... Oh dear, that means window treatments, rugs, furniture, oh and we have to paint. Does anyone know how to clone yourself???? Cause I need to be in about 8 places at one time........ I don't think I have enough Tequila for this........ Oh, and did I mention it is almost time for TEXAS, yes as if I don't have anything else to do, I think I'm jumping on a plane for the Round Top Shows in about .......oh, 20 days...........Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Losing my Mind, Lauri