Hey it's lulu! Yes it is true. I will not be in Warrenton AGAIN. As much as it pains me, and believe me it truly PAINS me I thought I would share my reasons for missing it again.
ONE: too much bourbon in the leopard lounge this summer
TWO: too much money spent on rehab for said leopard lounge activities
THREE: forgot to get my shots
FOUR: My parole officer says it's illegal to leave the state (refers to #1, long story)
FIVE: Have to be available to 'sponsor' Lauri when THE BETTY calls to verify her status
SIX: Adorable Dr. Phil has taken to wearing my girdle/prom dress and refuses to give it up
SEVEN: I have to do the dishes.
EIGHT: Since THEY BANNED DANCING on tables at the Prom,,,what is the point?
NINE: Only accomodations available in Warrenton don't have indoor plumbing.
TEN: My passport expired.
Been away most of the summer, but I AM BACK for FULL-ON lulupalooza! Look out and BE AFRAID! ox lulu
13 comments:
I am so bummed. I was looking forward to meeting you and sharing my flask with you! Damned #1 and #3. ~Mindy
Ha! Great post...loved the top ten!! Now that was funny...Rhonda
Oops! I meant #1 and #4. But, truthfully, damned 1-10! ~Mindy
Lulu, I for one am so going to miss you, esp. seeing your new prom attire. Oh well, there's always the Spring. I'll save you a table and the guy with the long hair that slew you across the dance floor, well he's been asking about where his dance partner has been :) See how much you've been missed.
Loved, loved, loved the reasons you can't go to TEXAS-so how about coming to Portland where you have no history YET?!!!!!
I say enter the witness protection program and get your skinny A#@ on down here. We're bring a ton of tables...PICK ONE!!!!
Trash
Texas does not know what it's missing!! YeeHaw! Glad to see you both back...have missed my 2Chippy's chuckles!! Have a great week *elaine* {ps check out my giveback on Love2}
What a funny post....I absolutely love the vintage ice pack!!
xojanis
Hmmm...The WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM...now that's an idea, TRASH. Please, don't tempt me with an offer of a table under your magic umbrella...
and TCANO..eewwww...forgot all about my Texas Fred Astaire! Yikes
PORTLAND...again, I lost my passport!
thanks for the love, lovies! lulu
Hey, maybe you could send Patsy in your place! I'd keep her out of trouble...I'd put her to work helping me!
Trash
Hello
Sorry you can't go to Texas but misery loves company...I thought I was going but now alas I am not :( Sooooooo again I say maybe in the spring.
Blessings
Rebecca
We will all miss you! I fixed you up a little bag of goodies and never mailed them. Should I send them with Laurie? Susan & Andy
Ha....Wonderful picture of that skeleton.
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